ovis aries

loki-is-our-god:

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maid-en-china:

Maid-en-China:

It’s true, I am Chinese and I was born this way.

At a young age I began to notice this difference. I was attracted to neither boys nor girls. In middle school, I liked math, and in college, I did my homework all night long. 

Being Chinese is not a choice, it is genetic. There are risks to being Chinese because society cannot accept the union between a human and a textbook. I have Chinese friends who didn’t need sex because they could foreplay instruments and get screwed by O Chem instead. Now, they don’t have a social life and are shunned by others. 

But fear not, life will get better. I grew up as a Chinese and I am proud of it (just look at my user name). There is the LGBTC (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Chinese) community to help you be comfortable with your Chinese orientation. 

1,338,299,512 people came out as Chinese. You are not alone.  

spitcastle:

ihomicide said a funny avatar thing

http://ihomicide.tumblr.com/post/14338865996/i-dont-know-this-is-for-my-own-personal

oliphillips:

The Unseen Helpers

by Anna-Maria Jung

oliphillips:

Divorce Lawyer Business Card

Definitely The Best Medicine: The letter.

the-krusty-crew:

A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, “Mom.” With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope…

oliphillips:

Beardfolio

by Matt Rainwaters

(via viria)

hetroublemaker:

EATING LIKE

24/7 LIKE BITCH IM ON PERIODS SO

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY TAMPONS.

HATING EVERYONE.

 

SLEEPING IN NIGHT

SLEEPING IN WHITE SHEET, WAKE UP IN JAPANESE FLAG.

More LOLs here.

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corgipale:

Omg the stuffed rat and cheetos ones
I would love those

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