versaceslut:

this is fucking crazy omfg

(via fruke)

guy:

who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

(Source: guy, via doodlekins)

Mako pulled him upright and hugged him, remembering how he had cradled her in the terrible aftermath of their first Drift together.

(Source: zoewashburne, via maggins)

ray-winters-sings:

So last night we ran out of Toilet Paper. We improvised. This is college.

(via henrycavills)

crydaisy:

this is important to me

crydaisy:

this is important to me

(Source: luciid-dr3ams, via princessnia)

sasstiel-has-arrived:

TODAY IN CLASS THIS CHICK WAS PASSING OUT A PACKET AND SHE JUST THREW MINE AT ME AND I SAID “Yo don’t fuckin throw that shit at me like I’m a stripper.” AND EVERYONE AROUND ME JUST STARED AT ME AND I REALIZED THAT ITS BC THATS THE FIRST THING IVE SAID IN CLASS SINCE I CAME TO THIS SCHOOL AND JFC

(via 0w0b)

justintimberlakedoingthings:

djddy:

????

Justin Timberlake makes an unlikely friend

(via sniffing)

d0nn0:

golfgoober:

d0nn0:

Im hungover and i gained like 500 in a night and hit 17k

Oh I thought you meant you gained that much weight and then hit 17k pounds

Yes i hit 17,000 pounds thanks for the support everyone

(via 0w0b)