tryerrortry: sluttyoliveoil: superwholockeddirectioner: deanwinchesterwantsthecass: sluttyoliveoil: cough rough though through why dont these words rhyme THIS HAS MADE ME ANGRY MY ENTIRE LIFE A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed. HOLY FUCK WHY English you’re drunk go...
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dontblink91011: luigiman: my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what” and i just it’s frightening how long it took me to figure out what was wrong with that response
rydek: R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me
greywardensexual: DO YOU EVER START LISTENING TO AN AUDIO POST AND THEN START SCROLLING DOWN YOUR DASH JAMMING OUT BUT THEN YOU COME ACROSS ANOTHER AUDIO POST AND YOUR LIKE “oH„„ I WANT TO LISTEN TO THAT ONE TOO” BUT THE OTHER AUDIO POST IS STILL GOING AND IT’S TOO FAR UP YOUR DASH TO BOTHER SCROLLING BACK UP TO PAUSE SO YOUR JUST CAUGHT THERE STARING AT THE POST YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO CAUGHT IN...
deerpong: bowlingforsoup: how many haters does it take to change a lightbulb? none. they fear change, even if it can make the world a brighter place. That was so deep I shit myself
crashmypartyhard: holyklainebowsbatman: samwinchestears: theblackship: minseoktoe: chii24: THE SUN IS ON FIRE, I REPEAT, THE SUN IS ON FIRE. #THE OCEAN IS FLOODING #I REPEAT #THE OCEAN IS FLOODING. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY, THE EARTH IS SPINNING GUYS, IT’S FUCKING SPINNING!! A MYSTERIOUS GAS HAS SETTLED ALL THROUGHOUT EARTH AND WE ARE CURRENTLY BREATHING IT IN this site....
nietzscheisdead: i’ve seen alot of posts on this site making fun of emos and i would just like to give my two cents about the whole thing: 1. emos aren’t stupid, they lay some of the biggest eggs of many birds 2. emos can’t fly so it makes them feel bad when you insult them because, again, they can’t fly away to feel better 3. emos have a very large wingspan
sodamnrelatable: saying something dumb in front of a person you want to impress
assiest: you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia
perpdurp: cloysterbell: Dear tumblr, One Two Three You now have links to two straight hours of Scenes From A Hat from the show Whose Line is it Anyway. You’re welcome. I was so sad until this came along
its-kili: its-kili: its-kili: its-kili: I just walked into the kitchen and there is a 13 year old boy in there that I don’t know. I just offered him breakfast Ok there are more coming in This is like that bit in the hobbit where Gandalf introduces the dwarves 2 at a time
azulaang: older-aang: theinvisiblemonsters: abukkitofcelestialintent: do people actually stand in front of a microphone for hours making weird gibberish sounds for them to use in the sims games because if so then i need to see this happen at least once in my lifetime if not more well you’re in luck then THAT. LAUGH. Katie Perry was also one those fools too
remember when staying up late was actually exciting now its just life
ipoog: ipoog: ipoog: while we were on the bus today a friend came up with the plan to get a group of people and text this one kid who was in class because HE ALWAYS HAS THE SOUND ON and we all just started to send mad shit to him so i wonder how his class was with his phone going off constantly he sent me “FUCK YOU” 4104 times